No, I didn’t vote for him so save your Uncle Tom sellout rhetoric for someone else. But, I am tired of endless things in the media to take aim and attack him. Goodness, it’s like Kim Cattrall’s vagina…it’s old. The latest in this string of warranted verbal assaults on King George the second of Texas was in a Judd Apatow film that I saw on Wednesday (early release tickets are the pWn). The movie started out with a quote in which King George made a mistake with subject verb agreement. Ha-ha…funny right? Well maybe if he hadn’t been destroyed 500 billion times in the past 7+ years. However, everyone (about 75%) in the theater (yes I interchange theatre and theater…I use theatre when I am in the mood for sweet tea and scones…if you don’t like it, read a book) started laughing. I waited until the laughter died down and yelled in a slurred and sarcastic tone “Ha-ha George Bush ha-ha…” two women sitting behind me got my humor and laughed.
SIDENOTE: Some people in the audience were like 12 and they were laughing the hardest at the Bush thing. I say that it is good that they are politically aware (not really) at such a young age. But no one cares what they think other than their mothers and fathers (and that’s only because they have to).
FIGURE ONE: Has a six figure trust fund…and an IPhone.
So in the event that any of my readers see a group of tweens (10-12) in the middle of the day at Starbucks rocking emo haircuts and talking about how capitalism is evil while ignoring the calls on their IPhones from their parents. Please beat them for wasting taxpayer money and not being in school to learn something useful. Tell them Gabriel sent you. Thanks in advance!
I’m not saying that I feel sorry for him, he (as a president) deserves most of the crap he gets, but I’m sorry for myself because I have to listen to uncreative, unimaginative (recycled from the Daily Show and Colbert Report) jokes by hippie, ultra liberal, free spirited a-clowns. However it isn’t their fault (the parents should have beat them more as children). I blame Hollywood. In general Hollywood is filled with rich, yuppie, douches that think just because they play deep and insightful characters on television or in the movies that they are deep and insightful as well. News flash…you aren’t (a select few are genuinely good people I guess). They just make a lot of money and ran out of coke to do, so one day so they decided to ramble about their political affiliations and beliefs on how the world should work in their coked out minds. They neglect to realize that if the world worked that way then they would be out of jobs. Since most of the people in Hollywood have no other real talents, the world would be overrun by porn stars and subpar musicians…kind of like it is now…only worse.
Now I don’t care what people think of him. I personally think that as a president (not as a person) he is a major douche. But, it seems like every pseudo-intellectual PWP with a degree in Geography who wants to prove their worth as a future non-profit worker does so by taking aim at President Bush and his administration. But please, I urge people…give it a rest already. Everyone knows the man isn’t a good speaker. We all know that most people in the WORLD don’t agree with his policies. I’m just tired of it. Find another person to mess with…or wait a decade until VH1 does a special on him with v-list celebrities. Then it’ll be cool again (not really).
