How do people find Gabriel?

My blog has gained a decent bit of popularity with all of the publicizing one of my blogging associates has put into his blog. But a lot of my traffic doesn’t come from other links. It comes from search engine terms. Now I’m all for having my irrelevant ideas about how the world works blasted on the internet, but some of this stuff is just plain weird. Some of it is funny. I’ll analyze some of the searches that enable people to find my blog. If you don’t care, then don’t read this post. As I have said before, this is my blog and I’ll do what I want because I’m grown. Onto the festivities.

Carmella Bing doing a Black man:This has never happened in the history of forever (on screen.) One of my blogging associates and I have conducted painstaking research on the matter. Besides, spend your life doing better things than looking at porn. Like watching anime!

Why women’s should not preach before men:No I didn’t put that apostrophe in there…some idiot actually searched the term like that. First of all…how can they critique the ability of a female to preach when they don’t have the ability to form plural words correctly? Last time I checked reading and interpreting any form of scripture or religious text (besides the golden plates that Joe Smith guy used) takes a great mind. Running Firefox with automatic spell checking features takes slightly less expertise. My advice…instead of looking up reasons that women can’t preach so that you can go to your local Klan ice cream social and seem like the most enlightened of the White trash inbreeds, look up your son’s 2^nd grade English book and order a copy for personal use.

lexington kentucky and interracial relations:Being a citizen of Lexington, KY for the past five years this is what interracial dating in Lexington entails. You have college athletes (UK ball players) who are Black that date snowbunnies on campus because they drop their panties in a quick flash once they see the UK emblem on a tall and/or athletic Black man. Then you have random loser Black guys that go to saddle ridge (or whatever place it is called this week) to pick up chunky white women with flat butts that will dome you up just because they have issues with daddy. In rare occasions you’ll see White guys with Black women but most of these couples come from the nether regions of Eastern Kentucky where the avilablity of successful / not dumb as crap Black men is nonexistent. Also down at the bus depot (my third home) you’ll find these short Mexican guys with atrocious looking women. I would say that it is nice that love can overcome such physical barriers, but from the looks of these women you can tell that there are green cards and visas involved.

oxyclean guy’s salary:Answer to this…too much. The reason he makes so much is that ignorant people who don’t know how to save money spend my hard earned tax dollars buying hundreds of dollars of scratch off tickets and watching Maury on television. During the Maury commercials the oxy clean guy comes on the screen trying to sell you fat slobs something that makes your life better…even though you don’t need it. I.e. if you don’t clean your house and have dirt and dishes everywhere odds are that you’re going to waste your money (my money) or oxy clean just because they showed kool-aid or spaghetti on the screen. I hate you.

midgets and there life struggles:Again with the grammatical mistakes. I’m not the Websterian Pope or anything, but gosh! Their does not equal there (does not equal they’re.) Little people do have a struggle…it is only furthered by the type of ignorance that you demonstrate by not being able to use proper (or semi-proper like me) English.

gabriel method sucks:Wrong. I don’t know if you were searching for this Gabriel or not, but almost anyone with my name couldn’t possibly be wrong. It is a known scientific fact that people with my name are destined for greatness. Gabriel, the angel who delivered news of our savior. Gabriel Gray also known as Sylar, who steals power from other heroes and pWns ultra hard anyone who messes with him. And finally me, too bad all of my greatness can’t be explained within the bandwidth that wordpress gives me. Could there be a greater name in existence. Survey says…nope!

why did they drop me sorority rush: Because you are fat…see below. If you are not fat then it is because you are deemed too dangerous to their way of life. Congrats.

do fat people struggle getting pregnant:Yes they do because no one wants to have sex with a fat person if they can avoid it (this includes myself.) The only reason that we are allowed to exist in this world is because fat people are brilliant and bring about advanced in technology that wouldn’t exist otherwise. For example, the microwave wasn’t salvaged by alien technology. Some fat guy just wanted a convenient way to heat up his pancakes that his wife made him. Ford invented the car because he was tired of walking down the block to pick up cheese from the corner store. Thus he spent all of his time and effort to create a fast mode of transportation so that he spent less time walking and more time eating the cheese. The drive-thru window was a direct consequence of his actions. In short, our brilliance is the only thing that keeps us alive in the world. Dumb fat people are useless and should be deported. P.S. use question marks when asking questions…it makes life simpler.